To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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