god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
be right there i have to get my cape
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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