I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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