ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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