How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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