I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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