So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The chlamydia really affected his face.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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