everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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