At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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