STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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