i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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