he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We don't watch enough power rangers
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
The Olympian is in my bed
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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