I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I touched a dick in church today
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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