Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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