we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
where are my eyebrows?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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