My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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