My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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