Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I enjoy the company of your penis
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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