two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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