is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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