Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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