wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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