Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
