yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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