...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Alive.
So much puke
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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