my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
