Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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