I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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