he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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