she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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