So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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