I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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