wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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