found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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