just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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