i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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