I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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