Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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