The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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