we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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