why im i the only drunk person in the library?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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