Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I forget how to act sober
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