Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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