Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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