sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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