What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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