Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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