finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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