My hair reeks of homosexuality.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think I am morally bankrupt
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
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btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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