There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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