Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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