spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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