So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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