how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Randomize
