Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
