the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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