redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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