Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
