Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
