i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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